Newbie question re: hollowed out logs

[whalen]

Having been through the complete cycle of building and restoring wood, wood/canvas, plastic, glass, fiberglass, beerglass, aluminum, plywood, cardboard, recycled beer can, extruded roadkill, and the "six-hour build-a-canoe from a porta-potti", I have decided to go back to the roots of canoe building.

Well, a little above the roots axually: I'm gonna make a canoe from a log.

Here's where I need a little help, and I know there's a lot of you guys who know a lot about the info I need. Please view the picture and offer your advice. I'm relying on you. Thanks.

 

[Rob Stevens]

That's an awefully crooked canoe, Bill.

 

[Dave Osborn]

Thanks Bill!! We've missed your April Fool's posts the last couple of years!
See you at the Assembly? Cavanaugh tells me it is just a few hundred miles from the Lake Placid Micro-Brew. I'm still searching for it. Looked all over the globe. Guess I'll need a real map to get to Peterbourough!!
Cheers !
Dave

 

[Rob Stevens]

Here's the satelite photo/map of the Assembly site from Google Earth.
http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/postcatcher.php?PostWizardFile=cl-04-01-08-509136402.kmz

 

[Dave Wermuth]

happy April fool's

very well done this year.