Here's the deal, Splinter Dan house trained? Not a chance. If you have to think about this deal I had better warn his wife. She is about to sedate his morning rum and coke [still morning here] and send him to you. Canadian Pacific Rail still has baggage cars for canoes. It's only about $60.00 CAD [$53.40 USD]. We can wrap and send him in an old Peterborough I have as soon as you send the shipping costs and diamonds to us. Don't delay as he might catch on.